1 EXT. A BUDDHIST TEMPLE 1
LILITH ESPINOZA, 27, a tall, well-dressed, and professionally looking reporter holds a microphone and looks directly at the camera.
LILITH
We are live from a small buddhist temple in Thailand, where workers from all over the world are gathering in hopes of using an ancient scroll that allows them to relive their whole cycle of Samsara in hopes of adding some much-needed experience to their CV
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2 EXT. A DESERT 2
LILITH
We are live from the Atacama desert where a small marketing firm from Minnesota…
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3 VARIOUS LOCATIONS – MONTAGE 3
A MONTAGE of Lilith saying “We are live from” in various unusual locations.
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4 INT. ??? 4
Lilith stands in a dark place with a faint red light glowing on the background and an ominous grumbling can be heard in the background
LILITH
…from the literal heart of darkness
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5 INT. AN OFFICE 5
LILITH
Where a tech startup is turning its employees into trees to reduce the company’s carbon footprint.
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6 VARIOUS LOCATIONS – MONTAGE 6
LILITH
Where workers…
LILITH
Where the proletariat…
LILITH
Where ghostly entities…
LILITH
Where little green men that I thought only existed inside my head…
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7 EXT. A PARK 7
LILITH (deadpan)
Where employees from a local law firm just murdered a homeless man as part of a teambuilding exercise. Now they have until the police arrive to craft plausible alibis for each other. Exciting stuff.
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8 LETTERING – MONTAGE 8
The words “INNOVATIO”, “NEGOTIUM”, “MAGIKUM” appear on the screen forming a circle followed by the animation of the logo
THE END.